Open Minded Skeptic - Sacred Pullover - Cream

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OPEN MINDED SKEPTIC.

Crafted for the modern Deliacs—the ones who say, "I’m not saying the pyramids were built by aliens... but I’m also not not saying they were."

For those who know what a chakra is, but side-eye 99.9% of the New Age content that floods their feeds.

The kind who spend their late nights roaming conspiracy threads “just for fun,” only to stumble on something that hits a little too close to truth.

Deliac Lore:

Some of us Deliacs have been here a while. Long enough to see stones levitate, timelines twist, and secrets etched into sandstone by beings who didn’t need blueprints.

We watched, we noted, we even drank tea with the builders (they were chill asf). But we signed a non-disclosure agreement encoded in starlight, so legally, we can't confirm anything.

This hoodie won't give you all the answers you're looking for...
It just reminds you to keep asking the right questions. And maybe—just maybe—to look twice at that desert ruin, Joe Rogan podcast, or that oddly specific meme that showed up on your feed at 3:33 a.m.

Materials

95% recycled polyester
5% spandex
Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)

Features

Soft cotton-feel fabric face
Brushed fleece fabric inside
Double-lined hood
Drawstring hood
Overlocked seams

Sizing

SIZE GUIDE (in inches) - Relaxed Unisex Fit
A = ½ Chest Width · B = Body Length · C = Sleeve Length

2XS – A: 18 ⅞″ · B: 26 ⅛″ · C: 22 ¼″
XS – A: 19 ¾″ · B: 26 ¼″ · C: 22 ¼″
S – A: 20 ½″ · B: 26 ¾″ · C: 22 ⅝″
M – A: 21 ¼″ · B: 27 ⅜″ · C: 23″
L – A: 22 ⅞″ · B: 28″ · C: 23 ⅝″
XL – A: 24 ⅜″ · B: 28 ½″ · C: 24 ¼″
2XL – A: 26″ · B: 29 ⅛″ · C: 24 ¾″
3XL – A: 27 ½″ · B: 29 ¾″ · C: 25 ⅜″
4XL – A: 29 ⅛″ · B: 30 ⅞″ · C: 25 ¾″
5XL – A: 30 ¾″ · B: 32 ⅛″ · C: 26 ⅛″
6XL – A: 32 ¼″ · B: 33 ¼″ · C: 26 ⅝″

SIZE GUIDE (in cm) - Relaxed Unisex Fit
A = ½ Chest Width · B = Body Length · C = Sleeve Length

2XS – A: 48 cm · B: 66.5 cm · C: 56.5 cm
XS – A: 50 cm · B: 66.5 cm · C: 56.5 cm
S – A: 52 cm · B: 68 cm · C: 57.5 cm
M – A: 54 cm · B: 69.5 cm · C: 58.5 cm
L – A: 58 cm · B: 71 cm · C: 60 cm
XL – A: 62 cm · B: 72.5 cm · C: 61.5 cm
2XL – A: 66 cm · B: 74 cm · C: 63 cm
3XL – A: 70 cm · B: 75.5 cm · C: 64.5 cm
4XL – A: 74 cm · B: 78.5 cm · C: 65.5 cm
5XL – A: 78 cm · B: 81.5 cm · C: 66.5 cm
6XL – A: 82 cm · B: 84.5 cm · C: 67.5 cm

Disclaimer

Print placement may vary by size, and print colors may show up more or less saturated/vibrant compared to what's shown on your screen.

In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

Thread Care

Machine wash cold
Wash with similar colors
Turn inside out
Use mild detergent
Avoid fabric softeners
Gentle cycle
Hang dry

Production & Shipping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!